Funny story.

I was taking a short break in the sun at work, and a couple of women were walking accross campus. As they walked past, they asked where we got our lanyards from.
One of my colleagues says "We work in there for a space company" pointing at the building.
"Oooh, I've got a space that needs filling" says lady number one. At this, the guys stod outside and I start wetting ourselves laughing.
"She's got a bigger one than I have" she says pointing at Lady 2.

I haven't laughed so much in ages. :-)